Oh dear, I have become partial to writing the odd poem after supper, the odder the better.
The latest challenge from Grace on dVerse involves the minute poem, a 60-second poem represented by sixty syllables (twenty per each of three stanzas), following a particular (invented) form 8.4.4 4 and rhyming pattern aabb.
As Grace tells us:
The Minute Poem is a 60 syllable verse form, one syllable for each second in a minute. The theme should be an event that is over and done completely, as in a minute. Since the dominant line is short the effect is likely humorous, whimsical or semi-serious. It was created by Verna Lee Hinegardner, once poet laureate of Arkansas.
The elements of the Minute Poem are:
1. narrative poetry.
2. a 12 line poem made up of 3 quatrains. (3 of 4-line stanzas)
3. syllabic, 8-4-4-4 8-4-4-4 8-4-4-4 (First line has 8 syllables of each stanza. Remaining lines has 4 syllables in each stanza)
4. rhymed, rhyme scheme of aabb ccdd eeff.
5. description of a finished event (preferably something done is 60 seconds).
6. is best suited to light verse, likely humorous, whimsical or semi-serious.
Suited to “humorous” topics, so – being prone to a little doggerel – I couldn’t resist.
(Once I was the winner of a limerick contest, winning a book of limericks so vile that I had to give it to a charity shop to spare my maidenly blushes, even though I was matronly by then).
This minute offering is altogether cleaner on the palate: brushing for British smiles put the paste on the bristly brush: no need to rush, you've got a split second to spit but first add water and a short froth as she taught: (the hygienist, dental cleanest) now get into the best skilling: avoid drilling and gum disease - which incur fees © Kathy Labrum McVittie 27 January 2022 All rights reserved
So now I’d better clean my teeth – for a minute – before bed.
Good night!
Ha! That was VERY well done!
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That was quick! I only just posted. Thank you for dropping in for a minute. May your teeth stay healthy for ever and a day.
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Best dental poem ever!
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So long as you didn’t say “mental”! Thank you
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And THAT, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how it’s done!
(PS: I. too, once won a Limerick contest -ages ago – but still enjoy adlibbing on any topic anybody dares challenge me with, but PLEASE DON’T GET ME STARTED.)
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Is that a capital threat or an invitation Ron? Don’t worry; I think I have a bad case of dVersiculitis (inflammation of the vowels) and I’m going to take this weekend off rhyming…
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The brushing or skiing was well done. This made me smile!!! Have a good night!
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Thank you Grace. Smiles ease…
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Brilliant (no doubt like the teeth!). 😁
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Ha ha my teeth are anything but … too many cold cups of poet’s procrastinated tea…
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lol hilarious, I would smile but I need to brush first 😉
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Me too, (Three, four, five – up to 29 I think?) Thanks!
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Very good!
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Thank you Carol :-0
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Happy hygiene…with a split second to spit. 😀
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Thank you, grinning spittily Lynn!
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LOL! This brings a grin. Well done!
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thank you for your sparkling grin!
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Brushing teeth in a minute! I hope I won’t have to visit my dentist. Fun write!
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Thank you Punam – whereas your writes are perfect and poignant … hope your poor cold feet aren’t developing chilblains…
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Thank you! Lol no…my feet didn’t develop chilblains. Thanks for asking.
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Gorgeously encapsulated! 💝💝
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Why thank you for the beribboned hearts! I haven’t learned emojis on WP yet… too busy polishing …
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Perfect topic for a minute poem.
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Thank you for dropping by to read a sixty second swoooosh and spit! Love your yin and yang balancing
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A great advice and so well fitted to the form
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Thank you Bjorn! Try saying “spitted to the form” with your mouth full of dentifrice.
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Wise words, succinctly put and with great humour.
It makes brushing your teeth fun again.😬
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Beautifully written, succinct and with great humour. It makes brushing your teeth fun again. 😁
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Thank you Helen! I enjoy writing poems more than cleaning my pegs…
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Brush or ski well done. It made me smile !!! It’s a good night!
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Thank you Emily! Coming from the dental professional that I guess you are, this appreciation is music to my deaf-ish ears!
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